Merch – Coffee & Quote Tees
By popular demand… our Coffee Quote T-shirts are now available to order!
You asked, we listened! Our much-loved Coffee Quote T-shirts are now available to order.
From coffee lovers to cycling enthusiasts, we’ve designed these comfy tees to bring a little extra joy to your daily brew.
Our tees are:
- Soft, comfy, and made for everyday wear
- Designed with our favourite coffee-inspired quotes (and a few cycling-inspired ones too 🚴♂️)
- Custom Made Designs also available
- Available in a range of sizes and colours
- From $35+Postage
How to Order
- Ordering your tee is simple:
- Head to our Contact Form
- Let us know your preferred design, size, and colour
- We’ll be in touch to confirm your order, payment details, and pickup/postage options
Easy as your morning coffee!
Please note: Our tees are made in small batches and custom to order — so if you see a design you love, get in quick!
Current Designs
They Just Can’t Get Enough of Me Tee
For the true coffee magnet — the one who knows they’re irresistible (especially with a flat white in hand). Fun, bold, and guaranteed to turn heads.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S–XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.
Cyclist Fueled by Coffee Tee
Early mornings, long rides, and endless brews — this tee sums it up perfectly. A must-have for any rider who treats coffee as essential gear.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S-XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.
Listen Before I Had My Coffee, I Didn’t Know How Awesome I Was Going to Be Today, Either Tee
For those who know their best self doesn’t show up until after that first sip. Fun, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow coffee lovers.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S-XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.
Don’t Worry, Be Frappe Tee
Chill vibes only. This playful design is perfect for summer days, iced lattes, and anyone who believes happiness is best served blended.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S-XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.
I Never Dreamed That One Day I Would Become a Grumpy Old Man, But Here I Am Killing It Tee
A bold statement piece for the seasoned coffee drinker who’s still absolutely nailing it. Perfect as a gift or a tongue-in-cheek wardrobe staple.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S-XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.
ECG Coffee Heartbeat Tee
For those whose hearts truly beat for coffee. A clean, clever design that says everything with one simple line.
Available in: Black, White, Red, Royal Blue
Sizes S-XL
➡️ To order: Use our Contact Form and tell us your size & design.